My phone pinged and my family text strand had a notification.
"Dad, Ashley is coming for your title!"
And, then this picture popped up:

I texted back, "Wow. Only amazingly fit people can achieve that. Nice work, Ashley!"
Then, my son-in-law texted, "You've got to be kidding me." And sent this picture.

"Not everyone can be perfect," I texted back. "Nice try though."
And so it goes.